I come by it honestly...My dad loves pizza and he has taken the reigns from Big Al, the Kiddies Pal, aka "The Pizza King". When that hunger strikes late at night, it's time to hop in the car and make a midnight pizza run!
Autie Rae, Blasphemy I tell you, SHEER blasphemy! No one HAS, or EVER will, take the reigns from the PIZZA KING! The day they do will be the day they're prying them from my cold, dead(and covered with tomato sauce) fingers! Come on, Autie, you've ridden with the REST, now go on a midnight pizza jaunt with the BEST! I'll take you to the finest pizza joints you've only imagined in your dreams! And I'm not talkin' about any of these "mass produced" pizza wannabe chains that are on every corner in the land. I'm talkin' bona fide, lip smackin', tongue curlin', eye poppin', REAL Italian Pizza Pie that is SOOO good that it will make you want to sit up and SMACK YO' MOMMA!...Capiche? Besides, you're such a cultured young thing that I don't want anything passing over those dainty little taste buds that I wouldn't eat myself! Stick with me, Autie! I AM the ORIGINAL PIZZA KING, and I'm here to stay!... Did I hear someone say, "Pizza Run?"
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Autie Rae,
Blasphemy I tell you, SHEER blasphemy! No one HAS, or EVER will, take the reigns from the PIZZA KING! The day they do will be the day they're prying them from my cold, dead(and covered with tomato sauce) fingers! Come on, Autie, you've ridden with the REST, now go on a midnight pizza jaunt with the BEST! I'll take you to the finest pizza joints you've only imagined in your dreams! And I'm not talkin' about any of these "mass produced" pizza wannabe chains that are on every corner in the land. I'm talkin' bona fide, lip smackin', tongue curlin', eye poppin', REAL Italian Pizza Pie that is SOOO good that it will make you want to sit up and SMACK YO' MOMMA!...Capiche? Besides, you're such a cultured young thing that I don't want anything passing over those dainty little taste buds that I wouldn't eat myself! Stick with me, Autie! I AM the ORIGINAL PIZZA KING, and I'm here to stay!... Did I hear someone say, "Pizza Run?"
"PIZZA, PIZZA!"
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