Autie Rae, Oh, if only ALL women shared your wonderful philosophy! If it weren't for that lousy serpent, we'd all still be running around butt-nekked and having the time of our lives! But perhaps I'm confusing that with the story of the Israelites performing all kinds of vile acts in the wilderness while worshipping the golden calf?... Now it all suddenly makes PERFECT sense! Women won't get naked unless you give them something with gold in it! Don't tell me those six minutes of Bible study didn't pay off! Let's examine this phenomenon a little more closely, shall we? Flowers and candy equal a nice wet kiss, but 24 karat jewelry, and suddenly you're the Leader of the Free World in HER eyes...SHAZAAMMM!!! Wow, there REALLY is a Golden Rule! Gotta go, Autie! Valentines Day is right around the corner, and I've got to see what the Bible says about being fruitful and multiplying!
"This Valentines Day, Show Her You Love Her With Gold"
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Will likes to be in the buff, too!! We had better not catch any of that in the nursery!! :)
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Autie Rae,
Oh, if only ALL women shared your wonderful philosophy! If it weren't for that lousy serpent, we'd all still be running around butt-nekked and having the time of our lives! But perhaps I'm confusing that with the story of the Israelites performing all kinds of vile acts in the wilderness while worshipping the golden calf?... Now it all suddenly makes PERFECT sense! Women won't get naked unless you give them something with gold in it! Don't tell me those six minutes of Bible study didn't pay off! Let's examine this phenomenon a little more closely, shall we? Flowers and candy equal a nice wet kiss, but 24 karat jewelry, and suddenly you're the Leader of the Free World in HER eyes...SHAZAAMMM!!! Wow, there REALLY is a Golden Rule! Gotta go, Autie! Valentines Day is right around the corner, and I've got to see what the Bible says about being fruitful and multiplying!
"This Valentines Day, Show
Her You Love Her With Gold"
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