Sunday, February 1, 2009

'Cause I'm a Rockstar, BAY-BEE!

Kid Rock ain't got nuttin' on me!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My # 1 model, your check is in the mail.

Al said...

Autie Rae,
Say, I thought rockstars traveled with an entourage? No, Nutter and Brobee don't count! You also need a catchy stage name so that your fans can easily connect with you!(Slash, The Edge, Twiggy, etc.) Keep in mind that the proper nickname should fit your personality as comfortably as a pair of shoes fit your feet! Allow me to be of assistance here! How about, "POOT!"... You're right, that's probably more suitable for your daddy than you! I've got it! What about a Rap name like "O.T?"(AU-TEE) Well, you get the idea! You're also gonna need some form of transportation back and forth to your gigs besides momma and daddy's car. Until you can afford to buy your own touring bus, maybe your loving Uncle can fix you up in one of "Al's Limo Services" pristine carriages! Granted, it's just a converted Ford Pinto, but it's just been washed, and it will get you where you need to go! I can even "dress up" like a chauffeur and make it look official! Well, congratulations on your well deserved Rockstar status! Maybe you can hook me up with some backstage passes?... ROCK ON!!!

"PARTY ON, GARTH!"