Autie Rae, There will be NO shopping for you little girl until you've cleaned every last crumb out of that stroller tray! I guess the title of "human vacuum cleaner" still safely belongs, at least, for now, to Brooks Robinson(Hall of Fame third baseman for the Baltimore Orioles). But, your old Uncle Al can teach you amazing things that most people can only dream about! I can show you how to lick the end of your finger and systematically pick up each and every luscious tidbit of sustenance while polishing your plate so brightly that you can actually see your own pulchritudinous reflection! OUT OF SIGHT!!! Then, and ONLY then, will you, little girl, be allowed to "cruise" for NEW shoes!
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Autie Rae,
There will be NO shopping for you little girl until you've cleaned every last crumb out of that stroller tray! I guess the title of "human vacuum cleaner" still safely belongs, at least, for now, to Brooks Robinson(Hall of Fame third baseman for the Baltimore Orioles). But, your old Uncle Al can teach you amazing things that most people can only dream about! I can show you how to lick the end of your finger and systematically pick up each and every luscious tidbit of sustenance while polishing your plate so brightly that you can actually see your own pulchritudinous reflection! OUT OF SIGHT!!! Then, and ONLY then, will you, little girl, be allowed to "cruise" for NEW shoes!
"Shop till ya' drop!"
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