I went on my first vacation last month to Daytona and it was not a good one! First, I got sick and had to be taken to an "After Hours Care Facility", where I was diagnosed with an ear infection. To make matters worse, Tropical Storm Faye ran us out of Daytona! All I have to show for it is this T-Shirt!
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Autie Rae,
Righteous Dudette! Make no mistake about it my little beach bunny...that's no ordinary t-shirt you're donning. That's beach bum extraordinaire and MY hero Maui Nix! He's been combing the beach down there in Daytona for some years now searching out Florida's Most "Bronzed Bodacious Bods", and let me tell YOU, he taught your old Uncle Al how to "pick up" more chicks than a contestant on the "Bachelor!" So bite your sun-chapped lips next time you refer to that masterpiece on your chest as nothing more than a cruddy old t-shirt! Instead, bow your head and pay homage to a simple and humble being who has taught me far MORE about the female form than even the GREAT Alexandros of Antioch!(Venus de Milo sculptor) And oh, by the way, if you ever want to meet a REAL "bum", visit TC's Top Dog next time you're in Daytona! All I can say is, "Nasty Is, as Nasty Does!" (Shewweeee!)
"Where have all the heroes gone?"
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