Yeah, it's that time. Time to start stretching the old legs and getting prepared to don the white & gold for the Yellow Jackets. I figured I would get ready by going to the local park and trying out their slide and swings...here are a couple of shots of me "conditioning".
Autie Rae, If anyone could ever figure out a way to successfully bottle and market your sweetness, then they'd make Bill Gates look like a pauper! "Essence of Autie" would be the most closely guarded secret since the formula for Coca-Cola. Quite frankly, I don't know why you're setting the bar so low by wanting to be a cheerleader. With little gams that shapely, you need to seriously consider flying to New York City to audition for the Rockettes! Just think about it, with every leg kick you perform I can hear cash registers all over America going, "Cha-Ching, Cha-Ching!" And if you play your cards right, you may even be the next great pinup model like the inimitable Betty Grable. Wow, only nine months old and already there's talk of dipping your little tootsies in the wet concrete at Grauman's Chinese Theatre! So the next time your daddy wants to push you down a slide, you tell him that you've set your sights on something a little higher than just being a mere cheerleader. ...And don't forget to WAX!!!
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Autie Rae,
If anyone could ever figure out a way to successfully bottle and market your sweetness, then they'd make Bill Gates look like a pauper! "Essence of Autie" would be the most closely guarded secret since the formula for Coca-Cola. Quite frankly, I don't know why you're setting the bar so low by wanting to be a cheerleader. With little gams that shapely, you need to seriously consider flying to New York City to audition for the Rockettes! Just think about it, with every leg kick you perform I can hear cash registers all over America going, "Cha-Ching, Cha-Ching!" And if you play your cards right, you may even be the next great pinup model like the inimitable Betty Grable. Wow, only nine months old and already there's talk of dipping your little tootsies in the wet concrete at Grauman's Chinese Theatre! So the next time your daddy wants to push you down a slide, you tell him that you've set your sights on something a little higher than just being a mere cheerleader.
...And don't forget to WAX!!!
"Rah, Rah, Sis Boom Bah!"
Ms. Autumn,
You look like you are having so much fun! I want to come with you to the park next time.
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