Hey, Bubby! If you're gonna' flex your muscles at the pool, then, at least wait for some hot chicks to show up! And that place you're staying at looks like the movie, "The Day After!" Where is everybody? People don't generally vacate the pool until I show up! I mean, there's luscious eye candy to enjoy(Autie), and plenty of beefcake as far as the eye can see(Bubby and his [GULP!] daddy?)....So I repeat, WHERE IS EVERYBODY??? The ONLY thing I've seen that can drive pool partiers away like this would be the dreaded "POOL SHARKS???" And NO, I'm not talking about guys that play billiards either! HEAVENS, NO!!! These sharks are FAR more menacing....well, kinda'! You see, the sharks that I'm talking about live in the warm chlorinated waters of Florida pools. Oh, they're harmless enough until you have the bad misfortune of "bumping" into one while swimming! Their population seems to SWELL when there are a lot of toddlers and young children without appropriate swim pants on, frolicking in the warm waters! And the ONLY way, unfortunately, to thin their numbers is to drain the pool and scour everything in sight quite thoroughly!... So tell the manager what I just told you, and I guarantee that tomorrow, THAT pool will have more people in it than BRITNEY SPEAR'S HOT TUB!!!
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Autie and Andy,
Hey, Bubby! If you're gonna' flex your muscles at the pool, then, at least wait for some hot chicks to show up! And that place you're staying at looks like the movie, "The Day After!" Where is everybody? People don't generally vacate the pool until I show up! I mean, there's luscious eye candy to enjoy(Autie), and plenty of beefcake as far as the eye can see(Bubby and his [GULP!] daddy?)....So I repeat, WHERE IS EVERYBODY??? The ONLY thing I've seen that can drive pool partiers away like this would be the dreaded "POOL SHARKS???" And NO, I'm not talking about guys that play billiards either! HEAVENS, NO!!! These sharks are FAR more menacing....well, kinda'! You see, the sharks that I'm talking about live in the warm chlorinated waters of Florida pools. Oh, they're harmless enough until you have the bad misfortune of "bumping" into one while swimming! Their population seems to SWELL when there are a lot of toddlers and young children without appropriate swim pants on, frolicking in the warm waters! And the ONLY way, unfortunately, to thin their numbers is to drain the pool and scour everything in sight quite thoroughly!... So tell the manager what I just told you, and I guarantee that tomorrow, THAT pool will have more people in it than BRITNEY SPEAR'S HOT TUB!!!
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