Why do I ALWAYS feel like I'm a guest at the Playboy Mansion when I look at pictures of you two? Don't you, at least, have a SALTY DOG T-Shirt or something you could put on? I mean, I'm all for public nudity, as long as it's not my nephew and niece! Seriously, how about doing your old uncle a favor by putting on something...anything....even a fig leaf would be nice! So you say you helped your daddy pack to come home, huh? I bet that took ALL of two minutes! Maybe next year, you could actually pack SOME CLOTHES to take with you to the beach! Now, before I die, I want you two to make me a solemn promise! Tell me that there isn't a video to this ANYWHERE! And tell me that this video(you know, the one that supposedly doesn't exist) isn't about to go viral on YOU TUBE!... Now, is what you just told me the truth, or, THE NAKED TRUTH???
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Autie and Andy,
Why do I ALWAYS feel like I'm a guest at the Playboy Mansion when I look at pictures of you two? Don't you, at least, have a SALTY DOG T-Shirt or something you could put on? I mean, I'm all for public nudity, as long as it's not my nephew and niece! Seriously, how about doing your old uncle a favor by putting on something...anything....even a fig leaf would be nice! So you say you helped your daddy pack to come home, huh? I bet that took ALL of two minutes! Maybe next year, you could actually pack SOME CLOTHES to take with you to the beach! Now, before I die, I want you two to make me a solemn promise! Tell me that there isn't a video to this ANYWHERE! And tell me that this video(you know, the one that supposedly doesn't exist) isn't about to go viral on YOU TUBE!... Now, is what you just told me the truth, or, THE NAKED TRUTH???
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