I have been watching Sissy paint for I don't know how long now. Mommy let me try a few times, but all I did was eat the paint. Today I painted my first picture! Mommy was so proud and so was I!
"WHOA, THERE, MY LITTLE VAN GOGH!" Just remember that your sister, like ALL women, are experts when it comes to painting! They paint EVERYTHING, including their nails, eyes and all that other GOOD stuff in between! And US men, well, you had it right the FIRST time! We're EATERS!!! And I challenge ANYONE to try and take that honor away from us! But don't be disheartened! After all, the aforementioned artist known as Vincent Van Gogh was somewhat top heavy with eccentricities! That's right! As good an artist as he was, he actually cut off his own ear, wrapped it up, and sent it to his girlfriend! NO JOKE! So unless your future plans include looking like "lizard man," I suggest you leave the painting to the FAIRER SEX!.... NOW GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!!
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Autie and Andy,
"WHOA, THERE, MY LITTLE VAN GOGH!" Just remember that your sister, like ALL women, are experts when it comes to painting! They paint EVERYTHING, including their nails, eyes and all that other GOOD stuff in between! And US men, well, you had it right the FIRST time! We're EATERS!!! And I challenge ANYONE to try and take that honor away from us! But don't be disheartened! After all, the aforementioned artist known as Vincent Van Gogh was somewhat top heavy with eccentricities! That's right! As good an artist as he was, he actually cut off his own ear, wrapped it up, and sent it to his girlfriend! NO JOKE! So unless your future plans include looking like "lizard man," I suggest you leave the painting to the FAIRER SEX!.... NOW GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!!
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