So if you know anything about my sister, she never finishes her food, ever. So I have decided instead of asking her to share with me. I just watch and wait patiently until she puts down whatever she has and then I am off to finish it. Today I found her sucker, it sure was good!
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Autie and Andy,
Careful, "Little Man!" Your sister is smarter than you think! One day you're finishing a candy bar for her, and the next she's leaving her homework lying around for you to finish as well! Women are like that, you know. They mess with your head, and there's nothing you can do about it! I've been burned so many times by women that I now have a permanent suite down at the Grady Burn Unit! And if that's not enough to scare you straight, just remember this. Hummus is a real sweet girl, but Hummus rhymes with pumice. And we all know where pumice comes from...HOT, HOT LAVA! So when it comes to beautiful women, LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH! And RUN, DON'T WALK, to the nearest vending machine to get your own candy bar! Now that's COOL advice!
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