I used to be pretty darn good myself at a dance step called the "Sunday School Shuffle". What you do is shuffle into your Sunday School class just long enough to grab a few doughnuts and a cup of coffee, and then,(pay attention kids), the dance step quickly turns into the electric slide as you retreat abruptly to another room to enjoy your sugary spoils! Today, I'm a professional dance instructor teaching thousands of sinners just like you my patented dance moves. Call today for a free DVD. "HALLELUJAH!!!"
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Autie and Andy,
I used to be pretty darn good myself at a dance step called the "Sunday School Shuffle". What you do is shuffle into your Sunday School class just long enough to grab a few doughnuts and a cup of coffee, and then,(pay attention kids), the dance step quickly turns into the electric slide as you retreat abruptly to another room to enjoy your sugary spoils! Today, I'm a professional dance instructor teaching thousands of sinners just like you my patented dance moves. Call today for a free DVD. "HALLELUJAH!!!"
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