I am very fond of that big ol' Rat!
on many a rides is where my little fanny sat.
I was pretty hungry this time but I decided not to partake in the pizza made of cardboard,
but rather at Moe's, then on to the arcade, so I could ride and play toy cars & their dashboard.
After cashing in numerous game tickets I walked away with a very nice prize,
it was a necklace, earrings, and a ring that appeared to have cost ten cents in my eyes.
All in all, it was a fun night with mom & dad,
any time you spend time with family, it can't all be bad!
1 comment:
Autie Rae,
Rats are rodents and carry disease;
But dogs are much cuter and aim to please!
And never, but NEVER accept a ride from a RAT;
Unless, of course, you take with you a CAT!
For rats are unruly, wily and mean;
And leave little droppings for you to clean!
So next time you hanker some pizza pie,
You best pass Chucky's, and that's NO lie!
For many a lass has he tempted with cheese;
To a porcelain god they NOW bow on their knees!
So take it from me and trust NOT a RAT;
Rather, chase them AWAY with a baseball BAT!
"SWING BATTER, BATTER!"
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