Autie Rae, In a time not long ago, a pair of shoes were nothing more than a simple article of clothing that one wore EVERY day! Shoes were called sneakers back then, and, god forbid, you ever tried making a fashion statement, lest you wanted to end up in the emergency room with a bloody nose! Styles were limited, and one generally wore a pair of shoes until holes wore through the soles. And the smell, OH THE SMELL! How ridiculously putrid the smell could be, but we proudly wore those rancid shoes down hallowed halls of education like a gleaming badge of honor! We were, after all, the "Pepe Le Pews" of "sneaker snickerdium!" So let not your heart be troubled tonight over the amount of shoes in your collection! Be loyal to just ONE pair, and I assure you that they will take you on the trip of a lifetime!!!
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Autie Rae,
In a time not long ago, a pair of shoes were nothing more than a simple article of clothing that one wore EVERY day! Shoes were called sneakers back then, and, god forbid, you ever tried making a fashion statement, lest you wanted to end up in the emergency room with a bloody nose! Styles were limited, and one generally wore a pair of shoes until holes wore through the soles. And the smell, OH THE SMELL! How ridiculously putrid the smell could be, but we proudly wore those rancid shoes down hallowed halls of education like a gleaming badge of honor! We were, after all, the "Pepe Le Pews" of "sneaker snickerdium!" So let not your heart be troubled tonight over the amount of shoes in your collection! Be loyal to just ONE pair, and I assure you that they will take you on the trip of a lifetime!!!
"I'LL MEET YOU
IN THE SHOE DEPARTMENT!"
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