Dominic, "Happy Birthday," Little Fella! You're the spitting image of your father! And speaking of your father, I hope he isn't planning on giving you any piercings for your birthday! You'll be a man soon, and a man simply HAS to know his limitations! If your dad gets any more piercings, then I believe he'll qualify as a flute. Anyway, you look simply "marvelous," but if you consume any more of that cake in one sitting, then your parents will have to buy you a whole new wardrobe. And what self-respecting man wants clothes on his birthday? Men DIG toys, and I hope you're showered with them, on this, your first birthday! Get well soon, "Little Guy," 'cause you've got a lot of playing to catch up on!
"COME SEAT YOURSELF IN THE BIRTHDAY CHAIR, THAT WE MAY HONOR THEE!"
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Dominic,
"Happy Birthday," Little Fella! You're the spitting image of your father! And speaking of your father, I hope he isn't planning on giving you any piercings for your birthday! You'll be a man soon, and a man simply HAS to know his limitations! If your dad gets any more piercings, then I believe he'll qualify as a flute. Anyway, you look simply "marvelous," but if you consume any more of that cake in one sitting, then your parents will have to buy you a whole new wardrobe. And what self-respecting man wants clothes on his birthday? Men DIG toys, and I hope you're showered with them, on this, your first birthday! Get well soon, "Little Guy," 'cause you've got a lot of playing to catch up on!
"COME SEAT YOURSELF IN THE
BIRTHDAY CHAIR, THAT WE MAY
HONOR THEE!"
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