Just wanted to let you and Dada know that we love you and are praying for you for a speedy recovery! One sniff of my diaper could either make you feel much better like smelling salts or could sending you spiralling deeper into sickness...
Autie Rae, "WAY TO GO AUTIE RAE"!Mimi and Dada reluctantly took your advice, and NOW they're BOTH spiralling hopelessly down into the ABYSS! And what about ME, your Uncle Al? I've been kissin' on those tiny little toes of yours for so long that suddenly, I ain't feelin' so good MYSELF! In fact, I feel so bad that I just got through downloading the single, "Livin on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi just to help me get through this dark crisis! I'm thinking NOW that the ONLY thing that can save us is to either bathe in the healing waters of the JORDAN RIVER OR, to come up to YOUR house and lather ourselves fully in your sweet, sweet spittle!(Saliva) In other words, I'm talkin' about coming up to your house for some magnificent SUGARS! Let's review: Jordan River-Good! Autie's Sugars-Great! It's unanimous! We're ALL feeling much better already! So get rid of those drool-catching bibs and save some of that "good stuff" for us, because quite frankly, I don't feel like boarding a plane for Israel when MY cure is right here at home!
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Autie Rae,
"WAY TO GO AUTIE RAE"!Mimi and Dada reluctantly took your advice, and NOW they're BOTH spiralling hopelessly down into the ABYSS! And what about ME, your Uncle Al? I've been kissin' on those tiny little toes of yours for so long that suddenly, I ain't feelin' so good MYSELF! In fact, I feel so bad that I just got through downloading the single, "Livin on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi just to help me get through this dark crisis! I'm thinking NOW that the ONLY thing that can save us is to either bathe in the healing waters of the JORDAN RIVER OR, to come up to YOUR house and lather ourselves fully in your sweet, sweet spittle!(Saliva) In other words, I'm talkin' about coming up to your house for some magnificent SUGARS! Let's review: Jordan River-Good! Autie's Sugars-Great! It's unanimous! We're ALL feeling much better already! So get rid of those drool-catching bibs and save some of that "good stuff" for us, because quite frankly, I don't feel like boarding a plane for Israel when MY cure is right here at home!
"Pour Some Sugar On Me"
(Def Leppard)
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