Autie Rae, What's it been child, ten...twenty years, since last I saw you on this blog? Last I heard, you were married with two children and living out in San Bernardino! And this crazy infatuation your daddy has with Wendy's has GOT to cease! I mean, hasn't he heard that Wendy's is about to be bought out by Arby's? Pardon me, my little sailor girl, but I'm not about to dip my burgers in Au Jus! That's just downright un-American! And NO, I don't believe your beautiful head of hair is going to look anything like Wendy's in a few years! I believe you will favor your mother with a lovely long blond mane; unless of course, you continue to listen to your father. In that case, I believe your hair will turn GREY prematurely!!! So once you leave Wendy's, you may want to head to Target to stock up on some hair coloring! After all, there's a little bit of Garnier in all of Us!
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Autie Rae,
What's it been child, ten...twenty years, since last I saw you on this blog? Last I heard, you were married with two children and living out in San Bernardino! And this crazy infatuation your daddy has with Wendy's has GOT to cease! I mean, hasn't he heard that Wendy's is about to be bought out by Arby's? Pardon me, my little sailor girl, but I'm not about to dip my burgers in Au Jus! That's just downright un-American! And NO, I don't believe your beautiful head of hair is going to look anything like Wendy's in a few years! I believe you will favor your mother with a lovely long blond mane; unless of course, you continue to listen to your father. In that case, I believe your hair will turn GREY prematurely!!! So once you leave Wendy's, you may want to head to Target to stock up on some hair coloring! After all, there's a little bit of Garnier in all of Us!
"Wendy, Back"!!!
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