Friday, May 23, 2008
Lawn Care Provider for Hire
Well, I know I am only a little over 5 months old, but I DO have a lot of "Know How". When my mom & dad took me into Lowe's last night, I found a mower that was just Right for Me! So, I only charge $100 per lawn. Why so high? Inflation and fuel costs - My formula is not cheap you know! You can contact me for lawn care service at 1-800-Get-Auti. Later Folks!
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Autie Rae,
I know when I've been beaten little one, so I guess I'll pass the lawn care baton on to you! With the last shred of dignity I now possess, I'll even hand over my beloved OPE Specialist(Outdoor Power Equipment Specialist) badge into your skilled and nimble little fingers! As I stroll down the Lowe's walk of shame and out the automated doors for the very last time, I can almost hear the ghostly whispers of management chanting, "Dead Man Walking"! Make me proud, my little "Speed Racer", and AVENGE me so that my brief stint at Lowe's will not have been in vain! On a more pleasant note, your lawn care services would be a bargain at twice the price! When I stop to think about all the bikini car washes I've been to and how much I got soaked for over the years, price gouging is well within reason for a legitimate and aspiring business entrepreneur! So go ahead and cut, edge and trim to your heart's delight! You know what they say, "Nothing Runs like a little Dear"!!!
"Go Speed Racer"!
"Go Speed Racer"!
"Go Speed Racer, Go"!
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